[00:00.29]Barney: Statistic. At every New York party,
[00:01.97]there's always a girl who has no idea whose party she's at.
[00:04.60]She knows no one you know, and you will never see her again.
[00:07.76]Do you see? Where I'm going? How is this?
[00:11.97]Ted: Barney, I don't think so.
[00:13.70]Barney: Scoping, bip, scoping, bip.
[00:16.86]Lily: Man, you're a dork.
[00:18.00]Barney: Bip, bip, bip, bip. Target acquired!
[00:20.76]And now it's time we play a little game I like to call "have you met Ted?"
[00:24.20]Ted: Oh, come on, not this.
[00:25.50]Barney: Hi, have you met Ted?
[00:26.68]Woman: No.
[00:27.55]Ted: Hi.
[00:28.09]Woman: Hi.
[00:28.63]Barney: You know Marshall, Lily?
[00:30.24]Woman: No.
[00:30.60]Barney: Do you know anyone at this party?
[00:32.35]Woman: I work with Carlos.
[00:34.07]Barney: Excuse me. Anyone know a Carlos?
[00:36.79]Ted: No.
[00:37.25]Lily: No.
[00:37.95]Barney: On a silver platter, bon appetite.
[00:41.48]Ted: I don't think so.
[00:43.34]Barney: Your loss, her gain.
[00:45.02]Excuse me, can I show you the roof?
[00:47.28]It's magical up there.
[00:48.37]Woman: Sure.
[00:49.26]Ted: Wait, wait, wait. Hey, I got that roof reserved.
[00:50.81]Barney: Dude, Robin's not coming.
[00:52.61]Ted: Hey, she's gonna show up. She'll show up.