[00:00.92]Barney: That's just a recipe for disaster. They work together.
[00:03.79]Ted: You're jealous?
[00:04.80]Barney: Oh, please. What does Carlos have that I don't?
[00:08.07]Robin: A date tonight?
[00:09.78]Lily: Stop the tape. Rewind, play it again.
[00:12.01]Robin: A date tonight?
[00:15.08]Barney: I'm not sure I like her.
[00:17.27]Ted: Hey, don't you have a paper to write?
[00:18.88]Marshall: Dude, you're talking to the kid.
[00:20.74]Ted: I know it.
[00:21.32]Marshall: I'm gonna knock back this beer,
[00:22.89]I'm gonna knock back one more beer,
[00:24.65]I'm gonna go home, I'm gonna write a 25-page paper,
[00:27.52]I'm gonna hand it in and I'm gonna get an "A."
[00:29.89]My name is Rufus and that's the Troofus.
[00:33.54]He got a B-minus. But, still, 25 pages in one night, B-minus?
[00:37.74]The kid was good.
[00:39.63]Ted: At least, let me buy you a beer.
[00:41.42]Come on, I'll buy everyone a beer.
[00:42.84]Robin: I'll help carry.
[00:49.14]Robin: You know something, Ted?
[00:49.97]Ted: What?
[00:50.46]Robin: You are a catch.
[00:51.65]You're gonna make some girl very happy.
[00:54.26]And I am going to help you find her.
[00:57.13]Ted: Well, good luck.
[00:59.18]I mean, maybe, New York is just too big a town.
[01:01.02]I mean, there's millions of people in this city.
[01:03.08]How, in all this mess, is a guy supposed to find the love of his life?
[01:06.17]I mean, where even begin?
[01:11.20]Robin: Hi, have you met Ted?
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