Barney: That's just a recipe for disaster. They work together.
Ted: You're jealous?
Barney: Oh, please. What does Carlos have that I don't?
Robin: A date tonight?
Lily: Stop the tape. Rewind, play it again.
Robin: A date tonight?
Barney: I'm not sure I like her.
Ted: Hey, don't you have a paper to write?
Marshall: Dude, you're talking to the kid.
Ted: I know it.
Marshall: I'm gonna knock back this beer,
I'm gonna knock back one more beer,
I'm gonna go home, I'm gonna write a 25-page paper,
I'm gonna hand it in and I'm gonna get an "A."
My name is Rufus and that's the Troofus.
He got a B-minus. But, still, 25 pages in one night, B-minus?
The kid was good.
Ted: At least, let me buy you a beer.
Come on, I'll buy everyone a beer.
Robin: I'll help carry.
Robin: You know something, Ted?
Ted: What?
Robin: You are a catch.
You're gonna make some girl very happy.
And I am going to help you find her.
Ted: Well, good luck.
I mean, maybe, New York is just too big a town.
I mean, there's millions of people in this city.
How, in all this mess, is a guy supposed to find the love of his life?
I mean, where even begin?
Robin: Hi, have you met Ted?