[00:01.27]Barney: Okay, we just do this one little thing and the rest of the night is ours.
[00:04.50]Ted: Why do you have those suitcases and who are we picking up?
[00:06.56]Barney: I don't know. Maybe her. Or her.
[00:10.67]Ted: Wait. So, when you said you were going to pick someone up at the airport,
[00:14.07]you meant you were going to pick someone up at the airport?
[00:17.66]Barney: Scenario. Couple of girls fly into town looking for a fun weekend in NYC when they meet two handsome international businessmen just back from a lucrative trip to Japan.
[00:27.98]Sample dialog. You have a wheelie bag? Wow, I have a wheelie bag.
[00:33.30]Ted: You've got to be kidding me.
[00:34.24]Barney: False. Sidebar. Tuck in your shirt. You look sketchy.
[00:37.24]Ted: I'm sketchy?
[00:38.83]Barney: Trust me, it's gonna be legendary.
[00:40.58]Ted: Don't say legendary, okay?
[00:42.80]You're too liberal with the word legendary.
[00:44.92]Barney: We're building an igloo in Central Park.
[00:47.02]It's gonna be legendary. Snowsuit up!
[00:49.55]Barney: Ted, Ted, Ted. Right here!
[00:53.76]This is happening. Now, you can either put the bags on the carousel now or you can listen to me give you a really long speech convincing you to put the bags on the carousel.
[01:00.57]Your move.
[01:01.66]Barney: Ted, since the dawn of time, mankind has struggled...