Barney: Okay, we just do this one little thing and the rest of the night is ours.
Ted: Why do you have those suitcases and who are we picking up?
Barney: I don't know. Maybe her. Or her.
Ted: Wait. So, when you said you were going to pick someone up at the airport,
you meant you were going to pick someone up at the airport?
Barney: Scenario. Couple of girls fly into town looking for a fun weekend in NYC when they meet two handsome international businessmen just back from a lucrative trip to Japan.
Sample dialog. You have a wheelie bag? Wow, I have a wheelie bag.
Ted: You've got to be kidding me.
Barney: False. Sidebar. Tuck in your shirt. You look sketchy.
Ted: I'm sketchy?
Barney: Trust me, it's gonna be legendary.
Ted: Don't say legendary, okay?
You're too liberal with the word legendary.
Barney: We're building an igloo in Central Park.
It's gonna be legendary. Snowsuit up!
Barney: Ted, Ted, Ted. Right here!
This is happening. Now, you can either put the bags on the carousel now or you can listen to me give you a really long speech convincing you to put the bags on the carousel.
Your move.
Barney: Ted, since the dawn of time, mankind has struggled...