[00:01.17]Ted: Japan.
[00:08.79]Barney: Okay, carousel four is tapped out.
[00:11.14]Ready? 'Cause I'm about to drop some knowledge.
[00:12.60]Cute girls are not from Buffalo.
[00:14.83]Time out. Ten o'clock.
[00:17.48]You ready to rock this, Ted?
[00:20.01]Ted: All right, I think we need to refine our back-story first. How did we...
[00:22.64]Barney: Ted! You klutzy, great guy you!
[00:24.80]Barney: Hey. Barney.
[00:29.03]Woman B: Hi.
[00:29.98]Woman A: My God, are you okay?
[00:30.96]Ted: I am so sorry.
[00:32.02]Woman A: It's fine, no. You were a little shaky on your landing. I'd give you a 9.2.
[00:35.29]Ted: Hi, I'm Ted.
[00:37.48]Woman A: Laura. Look, I'm really sorry that we have to hit and run, but we've got a plane to catch.
[00:41.26]Ted: Oh, where are you headed?
[00:42.30]Woman A: Philadelphia.
[00:43.09]Barney: Philly? That's where we're headed.
[00:45.17]Woman A: You are? Well, then, we'll see you on the plane.
[00:48.78]Barney: Yes, you will. Follow them. Tickets on me.
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[00:55.85]And don't you dare get on that subsequent escalator!