[00:00.00]Barney: We are international businessmen on a very important international business trip.
[00:04.80]I demand you release us immediately.
[00:07.19]Ted: You demand? No, no, no, no, he does not demand.
[00:09.85]We have no demands.
[00:11.40]Police: Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to remain calm.
[00:13.23]Ted: Okay, I'm calm. I'm totally calm.
[00:15.09]Police: We've got footage of you placing two bags on JFK carousel three,
[00:19.94]and abandoning them to purchase a last-minute flight with cash.
[00:23.60]Barney: Those bags were your responsibility.
[00:25.50]Ted: They were your bags.
[00:26.51]Police: Sir, please. We're assessing the bag situation.
[00:29.49]Ted: Look. This is all just...It's a misunderstanding.
[00:36.60]Barney: Please. We are international businessmen.
[00:40.86]My colleague accidentally left the bags there.
[00:43.94]Now, please let us go before we miss our international business meeting.