Barney: We are international businessmen on a very important international business trip.
I demand you release us immediately.
Ted: You demand? No, no, no, no, he does not demand.
We have no demands.
Police: Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to remain calm.
Ted: Okay, I'm calm. I'm totally calm.
Police: We've got footage of you placing two bags on JFK carousel three,
and abandoning them to purchase a last-minute flight with cash.
Barney: Those bags were your responsibility.
Ted: They were your bags.
Police: Sir, please. We're assessing the bag situation.
Ted: Look. This is all just...It's a misunderstanding.
Barney: Please. We are international businessmen.
My colleague accidentally left the bags there.
Now, please let us go before we miss our international business meeting.