[00:01.28]Police: Can't remember the last time I saw an international businessman with an untucked shirt.
[00:05.34]In addition, we received this footage, taken over the last few months.
[00:10.30]Barney: Believe it or not, that duffle bag thing worked.
[00:38.29]Ted: The truth is, my friend, he does this thing where he goes to airports with fake luggage to pick up girls.
[00:44.93]And we followed some here to Philadelphia.
[00:46.93]That's it. That's all this is.
[00:48.98]Police: Nobody's that lame.
[00:51.23]Ted: Yes, he's that lame. Tell him you're that lame.
[00:55.91]Barney: We are international businessmen...
[00:59.27]Ted: Oh, come on!
[01:00.40]Police: Sir! Lower your voice or I will restrain you.
[01:02.98]Barney: Dude, seriously, relax.
[01:04.76]Ted: We at least get to call our lawyer.
[01:07.74]Barney: Exactly. We have a lawyer?
[01:10.75]Marshall: Listen to me.
[01:13.06]You're both American citizens.
[01:14.48]Don't let them pull any Patriot-Act voodoo.
[01:16.10]You both retain the right to refuse to answer any questions without an attorney present.
[01:19.90]So don't say anything until I get there, all right? Okay, goodbye.
[01:22.98]Philly~!The adventure continues. Destroy!