Police: Can't remember the last time I saw an international businessman with an untucked shirt.
In addition, we received this footage, taken over the last few months.
Barney: Believe it or not, that duffle bag thing worked.
Ted: The truth is, my friend, he does this thing where he goes to airports with fake luggage to pick up girls.
And we followed some here to Philadelphia.
That's it. That's all this is.
Police: Nobody's that lame.
Ted: Yes, he's that lame. Tell him you're that lame.
Barney: We are international businessmen...
Ted: Oh, come on!
Police: Sir! Lower your voice or I will restrain you.
Barney: Dude, seriously, relax.
Ted: We at least get to call our lawyer.
Barney: Exactly. We have a lawyer?
Marshall: Listen to me.
You're both American citizens.
Don't let them pull any Patriot-Act voodoo.
You both retain the right to refuse to answer any questions without an attorney present.
So don't say anything until I get there, all right? Okay, goodbye.
Philly~!The adventure continues. Destroy!