Ted: You had to play the race card. 

Barney:Relax, Ted, we didn't do anything wrong.  And, BTW, we'd be out of here by now if you'd have tucked in your shirt. 

Police: Go ahead, JFK. What is the baggage status? 

Police A: They're clean. It's just a whole bunch of condoms. And a PowerBar. 

Police: You're free to go.

Ted: Don't come to Philly. 

Marshall: Man, I'm almost halfway there. 

Ted: Yeah, we just got released and we're heading back on the next flight. Meet us at MacLaren's. Maybe we can still make last call. 

Marshall: Can't we just... 

Ted: No, we can't "just," we're going home. 

Barney: We're going to Sascha's. 

Ted: Who the hell is Sascha? 

Barney: Sascha. She's having friends over for drinks at her house. It's gonna be legend... Wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose intolerant, 'cause the second half of that word is "dairy." 

Ted: No! 

Barney: Legendary! 

Marshall: Legendary. That sounds awesome!

Ted: No, Marshall, we're going back. 

Marshall: Fine. Hold on, I have another call. Hello? 

Barney: Marshall, we're going to Sascha's. 

Ted: No, we're not. 

Barney: Ted, Ted, Ted. Right here. Yes, we are. 

Marshall: Sorry, buddy. Two against one. 



 


Ted: 你偏要打肤色种族这张牌。 Barney: 哦，放轻松，Ted。我们没做错任何事。还要顺便说一句，如果你早把衬衫塞好，我们早就可以走了。 Police: 说吧，肯尼迪机场，行李箱是什么情况 Police A: 没问题了，只是满满一箱安全套。还有功能饮料。 Police: 你们可以走了。 Ted: 别到费城来了。 Marshall: 伙计，我都走到一半了。 Ted: 我们刚被释放了，我们坐下一半飞机回来。我们在Mcclaren's见，也许还能喝几杯。 Marshall: 我们能不能就...... Ted: 不，我们没有就什么，我们回家。 Marshall: 我们要去Sasha家。 Ted: Sasha是谁？ Barney: Sasha，她请了朋友到她家里去做客，这肯定会是传……等等，而且我希望你不对牛奶过敏，因为下一半是"奇性的"（Legen-dary，dary与乳制品谐音） Ted: 不！ Barney: 传奇性的！ Marshall: 传奇？这听起来很酷。 Ted: 不，Marshall，我们要回家。 Barney: 好吧，别挂，我有个插拨。 Barney: Marshall，我们去Sasha家。 Ted: 不，我们不去！ Ted: Ted，Ted，Ted，看这儿。我们要去的。 Marshall: 对不起，伙计，二比一。