Ted :Barney? What, you're back? 

Barney :That's right. 

Ted :In a totally new costume. 

Barney :Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way I have a second chance 
to make a first impression.What's with the face? 

Ted :It's half "you're pathetic,"half "I have to pee." 

Barney :So go to the bathroom. 

Ted :No, there's a huge line .I don't wanna miss the slutty pumpkin. 

Barney :So pee off the roof.Ted, pee off the roof. 

Angel :Whoa, I wouldn't do that if I were you.There's people walking down there.
 

Barney :Come on, Ted.Who are you gonna listen to? Me or Mr. Goody-Goody over there? 

Angel :Yeah, whatever. You guys got some weed? 






Ted:巴尼?什么，你回来了 Barney:没错 Ted:还换了全新的装扮 Barney:每次万圣节我都带了备用行头,以防晚会上我被惹火美女踢出局。这样我就又多了一次机会去重塑第一印象。你表情怎么了？ Ted:一半是觉得你可悲，一半是我要小解 Barney:那去厕所啊 Ted:不行，那里在排很长的队,我也不想错过我的放荡南瓜 Barney:那从楼顶往下撒。噢，泰德，从楼顶往下撒尿 Angel：噢，我是你我可不这么做，下面有人在走 Barney:来吧，泰德，你要听谁的？我，还是那个好好先生？ Angel:好，怎么都好。你们有大烟吗