Marshall: Oh, gosh. 

Lily: Okay. Let's do this. 

Marshall: It's okay. It's over. 

Barney: So, did you get a good look at it? 

Lily: Yeah. It has six legs, a hard exoskeleton, like a roach. 

Marshall: But it had mouse-like characteristics. Gray-brown tufts of fur, a tail. 

Robin: So which is it, a cockroach or a mouse?

Lily: It's a cockamouse. 

Robin: What? 

Lily:  It's some sort of mutant combination of the two. It's as if a cockroach and a mouse, you know... 

Barney: Did the horizontal, 10-legged, inter-species cha-cha? 

Robin: That's impossible. That simply can't happen. 

Lily: But it can. 

Marshall: And it has. 

Lily: And it's pissed. 





Marshall: 噢, 天那 Lily: 好吧,我们来干吧 Marshall: 没事了 都过去了 Barney: 那么你们看清楚那东西啦 Lily: 是啊 它有六只脚 有坚硬的甲壳, 就像蟑螂 Marshall: 但是它有老鼠的特点 灰色的皮毛和尾巴 Robin: 那到底是什么, 蟑螂还是老鼠 Lily: 它只蟑螂鼠 Robin: 什么? Lily: 它是两种的综合变异体, 就像一只老鼠和蟑螂. 你们知道的.. Barney: 地面上有这种10条腿的混合物种吗 Robin: 这不可能. 不会发生这种事 Lily: 噢, 但是可以 Marshall: 它确实发生了 Lily: 而且很生气