Lily :What? It's like fat pants.You hope you never have to use them, but you're glad to know they're there. What the hell? Robin :What? Lily :This is my apartment. Robin :Where? Lily :Right here!What the hell? Robin :Lily, this is a Chinese restaurant. Lily :No! No! This was my apartment!My dresser was right... That's my dresser!And this is my closet.And I spilled nail polish there.There's the stain! Waitress :Hi, how many?Lily! Lily :Yes. You know me? Waitress : Yeah, from your homecoming picture. You're much prettier in the person. Lily :Yeah, I know, the bangs were a mistake.Where is my stuff? Waitress :It's all in the back.We could wrap it up for you.You want it to go? Lily :This is my apartment. Waitress :Not anymore. Lily:什么?它就像是太肥的裤子,你希望你永远也不要用到它们 但你很高兴知道它们就在那儿。怎么回事? Robin:怎么了? Lily:这是我的公寓? Robin:哪? Lily:就在这儿。 Lily:到底发生了什么。 Robin:莉莉 这是一家中国餐馆。 Lily:不, 不 ,这以前是我的公寓。我的梳妆柜就在……那是我的梳妆柜。这是我的壁橱,我还曾经把指甲油洒在这里了,那还有污渍呢。 Waitress:嗨, 几位?莉莉! Lily:是的,你知道我? Waitress:是的,从你的返校节聚会的照片,你本人看起来漂亮多了。 Lily:嗯,我知道,闪光灯总是一个很大的错误。我的东西呢? Waitress:哦,它们都在后面。我们可以帮你包起来,你想把它们拿走吗? Lily:这是我的公寓。 Waitress:不再是了。