Ted :When you're single,and your friends start to get married,every wedding invitation presents a strange moment of self-evaluation.Will you be bringing a guest or will you be attending alone?What it's really asking is, where do you see yourself in three months? Sitting next to your girlfriend,or hitting on a bridesmaid? I always checked that I was bringing a guest,I was an optimist. 

Ted :Who the hell am I gonna bring to this wedding? 

Barney :Ted, have you ignored all of my teachings? 

Ted :For the most part, yeah. 

Barney :You don't bring a date to a wedding.That's like bringing a deer carcass on a hunting trip. Oh, Ted. Oh, Ted.No, no date! 

Ted :Deer carcass, really? That's the metaphor you're going with here? 

Barney :Ted, it's a simile. 

Ted :Well, it's too late now.If I don't bring a date, a $200 piece of chicken/salmon will go uneaten.I gotta bring someone, but who?Of course I knew who I wanted to bring, Robin. The big unanswered question in my life. Problem was, she was dating this really rich guy named Derek, Derek! 

Robin :Well, Derek and I just broke up. 

Lily :No, that's terrible. Are you okay? 

Marshall ::Yeah, do you need a drink or something? 

Robin :No. We never really clicked.I felt bad though. He was pretty bummed. 

Barney :Don't beat yourself up. He'll be fine.I mean, the guy's, like, a billionaire.He can put his platinum card on a fishing line and reel in 10 chicks hotter than you. 

Robin :Thanks. I feel a lot better.I think I'll get that drink now. 

Ted :Okay, guys. I gotta say something. I think my feelings for Robin may be resurfacing.

Lily :Oh, please.They were buried in a shallow grave. 

Marshall : Not again.Come on. Dude, we all know how this movie ends.Ted falls in love.Love kicks Ted in the sprouts.Roll credits. 

Ted :No! You guys just have to look at the whole picture. Fact, Robin was into me when we first met. Fact, Even though she didn't want a relationship, we had an amazing kiss on the roof.Fact, On New Year's Eve, we kissed again, Fact. I need a date to this wedding.Wish me luck. 







Ted:在你单身的时候，你的朋友们都开始结婚了，每次收到喜帖的时候对自我看法都会有点奇怪，你会看起来有点格格不入，还要独自一人去参加婚礼。但关键问题是，离婚礼的那三个月干什么？找到下一任女友，或者去泡伴娘。在喜帖上，我一直都选择带"家属"这一项的，从来没有不选过。2个月零26天后，婚礼我能带谁去啊？ Barney：你在请我来教你吗？（我教你的你都忘记了么？） Ted:看情况是的啊。（大部分差不多吧。） Barney：不要带什么女友去婚礼。带上你的那条"小猎狗"去婚礼上猎艳。（带上女伴相当于是带着一头死鹿打猎）哦，泰德，绝对不要带女友去，带上那玩意去猎艳？ Ted:非得这样说吗? Barney：泰德，这是人之常情。（比喻） Ted:迟了，我已经花了两百块弄礼服了。我肯定要带人去的，但是带谁去呢？我当然知道要带谁去，那就是罗宾，这是勿庸置疑的。但问题是，她正在和一个叫德雷克的大款约会，哦，哼，德雷克。 Robin：我和德雷克分手了。 Lily:哦，那太糟了，你还好吧？ Marshall:你要喝点什么吗？ Robin:我从来没注意到的小事，最后突然爆发。 Barney：你要振作起来，没事的，这些百万富翁可比你会放长线钓大鱼多了。 Robin：多谢啊，我感觉好多了。我看我现在得喝上一杯。 Ted:听着，大伙们，我有话要说，我对罗宾其实还是有感觉的。 Lily:哦，拜托。你们那早就是陈芝麻烂谷子了 Marshall：不要再搞了。得了吧，帅哥，我们都知道你们这场爱情戏会有什么样的下场。泰德坠入了爱河，但是泰德的爱的小萌芽被掐死了。然后打出字幕，电影结束。 Ted:不，你们看看实际情况啊.实际是:罗宾在我们第一次相遇时就爱上了我.实际是:尽管她还没想开始一段恋情,但我们就在天台上亲了一个很来电的吻。实际是:在元旦前夜我们又吻了一次。实际是:我需要带一个女友去参加婚礼祝我好运。