Barney :If that dude can bag a nine, I gotta be able to bag, like, a 16. 

Ted :What's a 16? 

Barney :Those two eights right over there. Yeah. 

Claudia : Hi, Ted. 

Ted : Claudia. 

Claudia :We just wanted to get a picture with the woman who almost ended our relationship. 

Stuart :Yeah, where is she? 

Ted :She couldn't make it.What's so funny? 

Claudia : Plan a wedding. You'll see. 

Ted :Look at that.That's how it's supposed to be.That right there.Easy. Simple.It's just not like that with Robin.It's not easy, and on some level,it has to just be easy. 

Barney :Speaking of easy, bridesmaids, Ted.Bridesmaids. 

Claudia :By the way, I almost forgot. We found this. 

Ted :I didn't check plus one.You were right. 

Barney :Of course I was right. 

Ted :I'm single.Maybe that's just who I am.And you know what? I like being single. 

Barney :Being single's the best. 

Ted : Yeah! Stay out as late as you want. 

Barney : Answer to no one. 

Ted :The whole world full of endless possibilities. 

Barney :Never having to go to a farmer's market.






Barney:这家伙得到了9分的妞,我就一定会得到能打16分的妞 Ted:怎么16分 Barney:那边两个8分的妞加起来啊 Ted:是哦 Claudia:嗨，泰德 Ted:克劳迪亚 Claudia:我们想和那个几乎把我们婚礼给搞砸的女孩一起合个影 Stuart:她在哪儿呢 Ted:她没来。有什么好笑的 Claudia：去筹备一个婚礼你就明白了 Ted:看看他们，就应该那个样子。就那个样子，简简单单的爱。那不像我和罗宾那么复杂，其实某种程度上来说，不简单啊。只是一定要简单对待 Barney:谈到简单...伴娘们，泰德。伴娘们 Claudia：对了，我差点忘了，找到这个了 Ted:我没选择带"家属"，你说的对 Barney：我说的话当然是对的啦 Ted:我是个单身汉，也许那才是我的真正面貌。你知道吗？我喜欢单身生活 Barney：单身最棒了 Ted:你想在外面玩多久就多久 Barney:不用向谁报告 Ted:整个世界都充满着无限的可能 Barney:永远也不用被逼着去菜场买菜