Ted: What are you saying? 

Victoria: I'm saying, I'm here, you're here. This is a big, romantic wedding. Why don't we just dance and have a great time? And then when it's over, never see each other again. 

Ted: Unless... 

Victoria: No, no unless. No emails, no phone numbers, not even names. Tonight, we will make a memory that will never be tarnished. And then, when we're old and gray, we'll look back on this night, and it'll be perfect.

Ted: Wow. Okay, I'm in. 

Victoria: Okay. 

Ted: I guess... What, we'll need fake names? 

Victoria: You can call me Buttercup. 

Ted: Pleased to meet you, Buttercup. I'm Lando Calrissian. Wow, this is kind of exciting. Our names will forever be shrouded in... 

Barney: Ted, Ted, Ted, look. I got a bridesmaid. Ted, look. Look, Ted. The second hottest bridesmaid! Ted, look. See you, Ted. 

Ted: So, I'm Ted. 

Victoria: Victoria. But no last names. 

Ted: No last names. 







Ted: 你在说什么 Victoria: 我在说,我在这儿,你也在这儿. 这是一个非常浪漫的婚礼. 不如我们就跳跳舞, 就这样共渡美好时光 然后当婚礼结束时,我们就再也不互相见面 Ted: 除非 Victoria: 不,没有除非. 不留电子邮件,不留电话号码,甚至不留名字. 今晚，我们将会在心中留下永不磨灭的美好记忆. 然后当我们已经老了，头发苍白时, 我们回想起今晚，那将是完美的回忆 Ted: 好的，我加入 Victoria: 好 Ted: 那么，我猜我们还要用假名来的吧 Victoria: 恩... 你可以叫我黄毛草 Ted: 很高兴认识你，黄毛草. 我叫...赌徒恶棍男. 哇哦，这还真让人兴奋啊. 我们的名字会永垂不朽的 Barney: 泰德，泰德，泰德. 看，我认识了一个伴娘. 泰德，会看，泰德，二号性感的伴娘. 泰德，看，回见，泰德 Ted: 好吧，我叫泰德 Victoria: 我叫维克多利亚. 但是不许说姓什么了 Ted: 不说姓什么