Robin : And you know what game I really miss? Battleship. I've never lost a game.  

Barney : Neither have I. Of course, I cheat. 

Robin : Oh, yeah. Me, too.The trick is to bend the aircraft carrier so it makes an "L." 

Barney :I always just stacked the ships on top of each other. 

Robin :Nice! You know,we should have a cheaters grudge match.I think I still have a...Hello. Target acquired.Hottie by the jukebox. 

Barney :Oh, good eye, Scherbatsky.I got someone for you. Two o' clock.Blue shirt. 

Robin :That's a woman. 

Barney :Oh, my mistake. Or is it? 

Robin : Let's just focus on your target. 

Barney : Right. 

Robin :There. I got this one.Oh, my God! I love your jeans! 

A :Okay, is this a lesbian bar? Because that girl with the blue shirt just... 

Robin :Oh, no. I am all about the dudes.Although, pickings are pretty slim tonight.Only hot guy here is blondie in the suit, and he's playing hard to get.

A :(LAUGHS) Really?Cause he's totally vibing me right now.Must be the jeans. 

Robin :Well, jeans will only get you so far.I'm going home with him. 

A :We'll see about that. 







Robin:玩激光枪，让我好像回到了过去。你知道我最怀念什么游戏? 大海战，我从来没输过 Barney：我也是，当然我作弊的 Robin：哦，是的，我也是。诀窍就是，把航空母舰弯成L型 Barney：啊，我总是互相压在彼此上方 Robin：漂亮，我看，我们应该来一场骗子对骗子的比赛，我想我还……喂，发现目标，电唱机旁的那个辣妹 Barney：哦，好眼里，舍波斯基同志，我也替看到一个人，两点钟方向，蓝衬衫 Robin：那是个女人 Barney：哦，我的错，或许不是 Robin：还是注意你的目标吧 Barney：好的 Robin：好，这个我来。哦，天呐，我喜欢你的牛仔裤 A：好吧，这里是蕾丝边酒吧吗（蕾丝边：女同性恋）因为那个穿蓝衬衫的女孩 Robin：哦，不是，我只爱帅哥的，虽然今晚没什么好货色可以挑选，不过那个金发穿西装的性感男，他在那里装模作样 A：真的？他立马就完全对我有反应了，一定是因为我的牛仔裤 Robin：好吧，牛仔裤也不过就如此，我正要和他一起回家 A：希望如此