Older Ted :When 2:00 a. m rolls around, just go home and go to sleep, case in point.

Ted : Hello? 

Robin : Hi, Ted, it's Robin.Listen, I know it's late,but do you want to come over? 

Older Ted : Let's back up a little bit… 

Robin :Sit.Good boys. Okay.Remember, stay out of the liquor cabinet.See you tonight. So, the life of a television reporter is very rewarding, and I strongly urge you to consider it as a career. Thank you. Yeah. 

Girl : Do you have a fianc? 

Lily :Marshall was here yesterday.They just learned the word "fianc?" 

Robin :No, I don't have a fianc? 

Girl :Then who do you live with? 

Robin :Well, actually, I've got five dogs. 

Girl :Don't you get lonely? 

Robin :No, I've got five dogs. 

Girl :My Grandma has five cats and she gets lonely. 

Robin :Well, yeah, that's cats.I'm not some pathetic cat lady.Not that your grandmother is...Does anyone else have a...Yes. 

Boy : Are you a lesbian? 

Robin :No, are you? Just because a woman lives alone doesn't mean she's a... 

Lily :Okay. Let's have a big hand for Robin the reporter! 




 


Older Ted:当凌晨两点悄悄来临时最好回家睡觉去,举例说明： Ted:哈啰 Robin:嗨，泰德，是我罗宾。恩，听着，我知道时间不早了，不过你想过来吗 Older Ted我们往后快退一下 Robin:坐，孩子们。好的，记住不要靠近酒柜。晚上见。所以电视新闻主持人的生活 是非常不错的，我强烈建议你们考虑将来从事这个职业。谢谢你们。什么事？ Girl:你有未婚夫吗? Lily:马修昨天来过,他们刚学会了未婚夫这个单词 Robin:哦，没有，我没有未婚夫 Girl:那你和谁一起生活 Robin:恩，我养了五条狗 Girl:难道你不孤独吗 Robin:不孤独，我有五条狗 Girl:我奶奶有五只猫，可是她觉得孤独 Robin:恩，那是因为养的是猫,我不是那种可怜的养猫的女人,不是说你奶奶是那种……还有谁有问……请问 Boy:你是一个蕾丝边（女同性恋）吗? Robin:不是，你是吗?就因为一个女人是单独生活,那也并不意味着她是一个蕾丝…… Lily:好了，让我们为新闻播音员罗宾致以热烈的鼓掌