Ted :Hello? 

Korean Elvis :Ted. This is your main man K.E.I want you to shake your tail feather down here ASAP. You dig? 

Marshall :Okay. Sorry about that. 

Ted :Who... Was that Korean Elvis? 

Marshall :I'll explain later.Hey, we're heading down to MacLaren's. 

Ted :Actually, I'm at Robin's. Yeah, and I might have done something bad.I just lied and told her I broke up with Victoria. 

Marshall :Ted, I don't want to swear in front of Korean Elvis, but what the bleep are you doing, dude? 

Ted :What do you expect from me? It's Robin! Victoria's great, but it's Robin!I've made up my mind,I'm gonna end it with Victoria. 

Lily : Gonna? 

Ted : Yes. First thing tomorrow. 

Lily :Okay, but as of right now,at 2:45 a.m. You still have a girlfriend. Ted, I love you. I love Robin. But if you do this right now, your entire future with her will be built on a crime. Just go home, Ted .Don't do this the wrong way! 

Ted :I hate how you're always right. 

Lily :It's my best and most annoying trait.

Ted :Okay.I'm coming home. I'll see you soon. 






Korean Elvis:哈啰,泰德,我是你的重要朋友,韩猫,我希望你摇摇你尾巴上的毛,尽快过来,你的明白的干活 Marshall:不好意思 Ted:刚才是那个韩国猫王吗 Marshall:稍候跟你解释,嘿,我们正在去马克拉仑店 Ted:恩,其实,我在罗宾家,是的,我也许做错了事,我刚刚撒谎,告诉她我和维克多利亚分手了 Marshall:泰德,我不想在韩国猫王面前骂人,但是,伙计,你那个什么究竟在干嘛啊 Ted:你想要我怎样啊?这可是罗宾啊,维克多利亚很好,但是,这是罗宾啊。我已经决定了，我要和维克多利亚分手 Lily:准备好了 Ted:是的,明天的首要大事 Lily:好吧,但是,但是,在现在这时候,在,在,凌晨两点四十五,你还是有女友的人。泰德,我爱你，我爱罗宾，但如果你现在这么做，你和她的整个将来都是建立在负罪感的基础之上，这就回家去吧,泰德，不要做错事 Ted:我讨厌你,你总是对的 Lily:这是我最好,也是最讨人厌的特点 Ted:好吧,我这就回家,呆会见