Wakey , wakey, upper east siders. Gossip Girl. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives ofManhattan's elite. It seems like today is a big day for everyone, but none so much as me.
D: Miss Serena, it's finally here.  Can you believe? So exciting. I smile and cry at same time all morning and not even wedding yet. 
S: Where's Blair? 
D: She went to final fitting. Everyone else is coming here, including Mr.Lonely boy for breakfast buffet. Get dressed and eat something, you need strength today.Once upon a time, princess B was a Virgin Queen and her king was named Archibald, who would've thought that in just five short years, she could turn that headband into a tiara for real. I myself have come a long way,too. But if you think I've spent all my recent downtime reflecting on who I am and what I've done in those same five years, let me assure you, that couldn't be further from the truth. I was just planning my comeback.So if I were you, I'd watch this space, because the new gossip girl is coming. And what will my first post be? All I can say, you should probably pray I won't be writing about you. 



 


醒醒，醒醒，上东区的的各位。八卦天后在此。这是你了解曼哈顿绯闻的唯一渠道。看起来今天对所有人都很重要，但对我来说，绝对是最重要的。 瑟琳娜小姐，终于到了。你能相信吗？真激动。我早上又哭又笑，这还没到婚礼的时刻呢。 布莱尔呢？ 她去最后试装了。包括寂寞男孩，每个人都会来吃早茶。快穿好衣服，吃点东西，今天的你需要体力。 从前，公主B是童贞女王，她的国王是阿齐布尔德。谁能想到，短短的五年之后，她能把发箍变成真正的皇冠。我自己也经过漫长的旅途，但如果你要是以为我把最近淡出的时间都用来反省我五年来的所作所为的话，那让我来提醒你，你真的大错特错了，我只是在准备我的复出。所以，如果我是你，我会紧盯八卦天后的空间，因为新的八卦天后要诞生了。我的第一期会曝光谁呢？我只能说，你该期待我的目标不是你。