I see nothing's changed around here since high school. Except you. You look so presentable. Yes. Once I got into Yale, I realized I didn't have to dress like you anymore. So let's see your line. It's not here. Shipping snafu en route from Paris. You're lying. If I were, it would only be to protect Waldorf Designs from your biased opinion of me, which is based on nothing but good, clean high school fun. I still have night terrors about nairtinis and yogurt bombs. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night shouting, "tights are not pants!" But I am not biased. I play fair. That's why I got into Yale, and you didn't. Oh. Did I mention I graduated early? Send another reporter. It's my story. And look on the bright side. No matter what I write, readers can see the pictures of your collection next to Poppy Lifton's and decide for themselves. | |
这里还像高中时一样,没怎么变。 除了你。 你的穿着真有品味。 是的,自从进了耶鲁,我意识到我不需要穿得像你这样。 来看看你的产品线吧。 衣服不在这。 从巴黎寄来的路上出了乱子。 你撒谎。 即便我在撒谎,那也只是来保护Waldorf时装不被你的偏见所害。你对我的偏见全都基于高中的美好时光。 我现在还对加了脱毛剂的马丁尼和酸奶炸弹心有余悸。 有时我半夜醒来还会尖叫“紧身裤不是内裤”。但是我并没怀揣偏见,我很公正。 所以我进了耶鲁,你没有。 哦,对了,我提了我提前毕业的事么? 派个别的记者来。 这是我的专栏。而且往好处想,不管我写什么,读者都会看到你的时装和Poppy Lifton的在一起然后自行判断。 |
I see nothing' s changed around here since high school. Except you. You look so presentable. Yes. Once I got into Yale, I realized I didn' t have to dress like you anymore. So let' s see your line. It' s not here. Shipping snafu en route from Paris. You' re lying. If I were, it would only be to protect Waldorf Designs from your biased opinion of me, which is based on nothing but good, clean high school fun. I still have night terrors about nairtinis and yogurt bombs. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night shouting, " tights are not pants!" But I am not biased. I play fair. That' s why I got into Yale, and you didn' t. Oh. Did I mention I graduated early? Send another reporter. It' s my story. And look on the bright side. No matter what I write, readers can see the pictures of your collection next to Poppy Lifton' s and decide for themselves. | |
zhe li hai xiang gao zhong shi yi yang, mei zen me bian. chu le ni. ni de chuan zhe zhen you pin wei. shi de, zi cong jin le ye lu, wo yi shi dao wo bu xu yao chuan de xiang ni zhe yang. lai kan kan ni de chan pin xian ba. yi fu bu zai zhe. cong ba li ji lai de lu shang chu le luan zi. ni sa huang. ji bian wo zai sa huang, na ye zhi shi lai bao hu Waldorf shi zhuang bu bei ni de pian jian suo hai. ni dui wo de pian jian quan dou ji yu gao zhong de mei hao shi guang. wo xian zai hai dui jia le tuo mao ji de ma ding ni he suan nai zha dan xin you yu ji. you shi wo ban ye xing lai huan hui jian jiao" jin shen ku bu shi nei ku". dan shi wo bing mei huai chuai pian jian, wo hen gong zheng. suo yi wo jin le ye lu, ni mei you. o, dui le, wo ti le wo ti qian bi ye de shi me? pai ge bie de ji zhe lai. zhe shi wo de zhuan lan. er qie wang hao chu xiang, bu guan wo xie shen me, du zhe dou hui kan dao ni de shi zhuang he Poppy Lifton de zai yi qi ran hou zi xing pan duan. |
I see nothing' s changed around here since high school. Except you. You look so presentable. Yes. Once I got into Yale, I realized I didn' t have to dress like you anymore. So let' s see your line. It' s not here. Shipping snafu en route from Paris. You' re lying. If I were, it would only be to protect Waldorf Designs from your biased opinion of me, which is based on nothing but good, clean high school fun. I still have night terrors about nairtinis and yogurt bombs. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night shouting, " tights are not pants!" But I am not biased. I play fair. That' s why I got into Yale, and you didn' t. Oh. Did I mention I graduated early? Send another reporter. It' s my story. And look on the bright side. No matter what I write, readers can see the pictures of your collection next to Poppy Lifton' s and decide for themselves. | |
zhè lǐ hái xiàng gāo zhōng shí yí yàng, méi zěn me biàn. chú le nǐ. nǐ de chuān zhe zhēn yǒu pǐn wèi. shì de, zì cóng jìn le yē lǔ, wǒ yì shí dào wǒ bù xū yào chuān dé xiàng nǐ zhè yàng. lái kàn kàn nǐ de chǎn pǐn xiàn ba. yī fú bù zài zhè. cóng bā lí jì lái de lù shàng chū le luàn zǐ. nǐ sā huǎng. jí biàn wǒ zài sā huǎng, nà yě zhǐ shì lái bǎo hù Waldorf shí zhuāng bù bèi nǐ de piān jiàn suǒ hài. nǐ duì wǒ de piān jiàn quán dōu jī yú gāo zhōng de měi hǎo shí guāng. wǒ xiàn zài hái duì jiā le tuō máo jì de mǎ dīng ní hé suān nǎi zhà dàn xīn yǒu yú jì. yǒu shí wǒ bàn yè xǐng lái huán huì jiān jiào" jǐn shēn kù bú shì nèi kù". dàn shì wǒ bìng méi huái chuāi piān jiàn, wǒ hěn gōng zhèng. suǒ yǐ wǒ jìn le yē lǔ, nǐ méi yǒu. ó, duì le, wǒ tí le wǒ tí qián bì yè de shì me? pài gè bié de jì zhě lái. zhè shì wǒ de zhuān lán. ér qiě wǎng hǎo chù xiǎng, bù guǎn wǒ xiě shén me, dú zhě dōu huì kàn dào nǐ de shí zhuāng hé Poppy Lifton de zài yì qǐ rán hòu zì xíng pàn duàn. |