Patricia: Uh, sorry to bother you with this, chief. We've got kind of a situation . 

Richard: What now? 

(Richard is standing in front of a room full of doctors and interns with Patricia seated near him) 

Richard: Three interns, four residents and six nurses on this surgical floor have been diagnosed with...syphilis. 

(The room makes oohing noises) 

Patricia: There are over 70,000 new cases every year. 

(Olivia looks at George across the room) 

Patricia: Undiagnosed, syphilis can lead to blindness, insanity and death. 

Richard:  If you are having unprotected sex with another member of the staff get tested. This is not a request. 

Richard: Patricia  will now give you a safe-sex demonstration . 

(Patricia stands up holding a condom and a banana) 

Patricia: When the time is right, and, gentlemen, you'll all know when that time is, carefully open the condom packet and roll it onto the banana. 

(Derek enters) 

Derek: (Whispering to Richard) We should try and get down to do the MRI now. 

Richard: This isn't really a good time. 

Derek: If you want to do this without anybody else knowing, you should do it now. 

Patricia: Open communication is essential to a healthy relationship. In a responsible relationship... 

Meredith: (Whispering to Cristina) Poor George. 

Cristina: Yeah. You know, I think he really likes Typhoid Mary. 

Meredith: Well, not many budding relationships survive a good dose of VD. 

Cristina: Yeah. 

Patricia: When the banana is finished... 

Meredith: Yeah. 

Patricia:...gently peel off the condom and dispose of it properly. With every fresh banana, always use a fresh condom.