[00:00.00]（背景音乐：Wake Up - The Ditty Bops）
[00:00.86]Remember when you were a kid, and your biggest worry was,
[00:04.91]like, if you'd get a bike for your birthday
[00:07.70]or if you'd get to eat cookies for breakfast?
[00:11.41]Being an adult -- totally overrated.
[00:16.80]I mean, seriously, don't be fooled by all the hot shoes and the great sex
[00:20.85]and the no parents anywhere telling you what to do.
[00:24.97]Adulthood is responsibility.
[00:27.98]Responsibility -- it really does suck.
[00:31.45]Really, really sucks.
[00:35.06]Adults have to be places and do things
[00:38.12]and earn a living and pay the rent.
[00:41.43]And if you're training to be a surgeon,
[00:43.34]holding a human heart in your hands --
[00:46.86]Hello! Talk about responsibility!
[00:51.20]Kind of makes bikes and cookies look really, really good, doesn't it?
[00:55.10]The scariest part about responsibility?
[00:58.55]When you screw up and let it slip right through your fingers.