Come sit with a total stranger
Now's the time to vent your anger
And oh, are you a boy or a girl?
Do you get off casting hexes
Assuming forms of either sexes
And oh, are you a boy or a girl?
Well, I've been confused
By the startled look in your eyes
Have I been misused
Hanging on by the skin of my teeth
While you're raping my mind
Do you feel misunderstood?
You feel straight, but you knock on wood
Are you a boy or a girl?
You came to grips with what you know
And boosted ratings for the daytime shows
Now you're on top of the world
I'm a fan so don't dismiss me
America is armed and listening
And oh, are you a boy or a girl?
Well, I've been confused
By the startled look in your eyes
Have I been misused
Hanging on by the skin of my teeth
While you're raping my mind
Do you feel misunderstood?
You feel straight, but you knock on wood
Are you a boy or a girl?
Well, I've been confused
By the startled look in your eyes
Have I been misused
Falling head over heels for a star
While you feed me a line
'Cause I feel misunderstood
I feel straight, but I'm not so sure
Are you a boy or a girl?
Are you a boy or a girl?
Are you a boy or a girl?