[00:03.11]Hey girl,
[00:03.76]I see you made an effort with your lipstick,
[00:06.37]But you got some on your teeth
[00:08.03]You ******* dip*******t,
[00:09.19]You're like a hot mess and I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah).
[00:13.47]Let's go,
[00:14.65]When we go out we make a great team,
[00:17.36]You eat like a dude and lick your plate clean,
[00:20.17]You're my kind of girl and I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah).
[00:24.53]I'll be the first to take you to the prom at our school,
[00:27.78]I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves. (I'm hard!)
[00:30.69]I even wrote a stupid song because I like you
[00:33.54](it's really stupid, this song).
[00:35.53]I don't need a girl to worry about a thigh gap,
[00:38.80]I like the fact that you don't give a *******t about that,
[00:41.40]You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date oh whoa,
[00:45.90]'Cause real girls eat cake.
[00:47.16]To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima,
[00:49.67]The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror.
[00:52.24]When you're with me you can be who you are for ******* sake oh whoa,
[00:56.82]'Cause real girls eat cake.
[00:59.68]I really really like the way your face is (it's beautiful),
[01:01.88]Even when there's food stuck in your braces (yummy),
[01:04.54]But I still snog you 'cause I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah).
[01:08.50]Let me have a word with your mum 'cause she's sexy (she's sexy)
[01:12.81]It must run in your genes if you get me,
[01:15.42]I gotta admit that I like her (yeah, yeah, yeah).
[01:19.60]I'll be the first to take you to the prom at our school,
[01:22.63]I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves.
[01:25.38]I even wrote a stupid song because I like you
[01:28.58](I like you).
[01:30.48]I don't need a girl to worry about a thigh gap,
[01:33.64]I like the fact that you don't give a *******t about that,
[01:36.25]You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date oh whoa,
[01:40.85]'Cause real girls eat cake.
[01:42.07]To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima,
[01:44.37]The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror.
[01:47.27]When you're with me you can be who you are for ******* sake oh whoa,
[01:51.72]'Cause real girls eat cake.
[01:53.46]Real girls, real girls,
[01:54.53]Real girls eat cake
[01:57.48]Real girls, real girls,
[02:00.68]Real girls eat cake
[02:02.98]Real girls, real girls,
[02:06.30]Real girls eat cake
[02:08.65]Real girls, real girls,
[02:11.60]Real girls eat cake
[02:14.66]To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima,
[02:17.50]The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror.
[02:20.20]When you're with me you can be who you are for ******* sake oh whoa,
[02:24.63]'Cause real girls eat cake.
[02:26.12]Chocolate, strawberry, banana,
[02:27.67]And vanilla cake that would be nice
[02:30.01]And ice whipped cream cake.
[02:32.60]And chocolate cake cream cake also with a little lemon
[02:37.65]And herb cake.
[02:38.37]And some fat cake over there
[02:40.56]Tomato sauce cake over there.
[02:42.04]Vegemite cake oh what other cakes can we have?
[02:45.57]******* Jacob Fultons mmm ******* cake