作曲 : Eminem/Obie Trice
 作词 : Eminem/Obie Trice
Can we re can we re enact biggie's song
C can you sh*t on me
I just want you to sh*t on me
Hey lady hey darlin' hey baby
I'm sorry but I can't be your boyfriend
If you toy with my motherf**kin' emotions
I'll kill you
B**ch I'm f**kin'
Baby I'm extra large huge in magnitude
And magnums to lubrication that I use
To chose which hole on a ho I abuse yes
Have' em confused can't tell who is who
When I f**k the sh*t out you then the next date b**ch
I rush the sh*t out you off my two way oh wait
You wanna cuddle emotional hustle up on pocono's
Poke ya nose in and outta obie's own
No I'm in and out your home
And this in and out your tone
I ain't the n**ga that settles' em down
Put' em in nice homes and floss' em around nah
I bounce' em around
Camcord the sex and sell' em around town
How that sound
If I was in love witcha now you wanna clown
F**k with them clowns until I pound on your crown
Bust a few rounds and the cops come and get me
Bad mouth a n**ga just to convince a jury
You don't want it with me you just horny as me
You want a nut nuttin' but what is you be
I'm internationally known baby but actually
There are few people who know how I am naturally
All you know is that I can act irrationally
When you shove a puppet up in my face on national TV
So they label me this crazed loony rap bully
But truthfully that ain't the truth
And if you believe in that sh*t
Then you'll believe anything's true
And you're too stupid to ever get to know me personally
But personally that actually works for me
Cuz the last thing that I need's a string attached to me
I'ma bachelor b**ch and I ain't in no fast fury
To run out and find a new mrs mathers
Cuz see technically me and kim ain't back fully
But we do still make booty calls occasionally
But be damned if I end up back in that pad
And we end up back at that god d**n tavern
And havin' another dé jà vu we seein' security
Pass my pussy around like it's ja rule's jewelry
I got news for you b**ch your news curfew's early
Hey lady hey darlin' hey baby
Hey lady hey lady
I don't think you really wanna be my girl
Be my girl be my girl be my girl
F**kin' with me can be dangerous dangerous dangerous
You never know what I really be like be like
Be like be like I'm your type
And might even get a little bit crazy
See you lookin' at the life you lookin' at the lights lights
You lookin' at the ice ice you ain't lookin' at the trice right
You should look at some advice when I see he ain't nice nope
Despite the fact you think you the feisty type
O love to fight uh I love the drama yeah
Love when my b**ch get to cussin' out yolanda f**k you b**ch
Find the obie condom on the counter
Swingin' her weave can't breathe like I can't believe
Least I ain't deceive and try to mislead
And sell a dream just to get you on my team
I came clean to keep down the beef
Keep down my reach you can keep all your teeth
What we do under the covers should stay between the covers
And the two of us and we ain't gotta be news coverage
On the front page cover of buzz's new lovers
And this is when the b**ch get to showin' the true colors
Cuz the truth of it everything that I do's public
And you'd love it if you could run and tell all your friends
Guess who you just screwed assume just me and you've done it
And say that you was drubbed and show' em the proof of it
But I guess it's do unto others as you'd have' em do unto you
But you better be careful of who you're doin' it to
Cuz you never know when the shoe
Could end up on the other foot and it backfires on you
Cuz you think you want it then you want me then you get me
Then you got me and you're f**ked cuz you'll be stuck with me
For the rest of your life cuz if I get attached to you
We'll be joined at the hip I'll be so latched to you
You'll be walkin' out the house and I'll run up and tackle you
Chain your a** up to the bed and shackle you
You don't think you're leavin' this house in that do you
Not till I brand my name in your a** and tattoo you
And have you walkin' out this b**ch in turtleneck sweaters
Scarves and full leathers in 90 degree weather
Front on me never
Cuz we gonna be together forever
Hey lady hey darlin' hey baby
I'm sorry but I can't be your boyfriend
If you toy with my motherf**kin' emotions
I'll kill you
B**ch I'm f**kin'
For real I'll make you suffer like I suffered
If you f**k me then I'll make you fall in love
Hey lady hey lady
I don't think you really wanna be my girl
Be my girl be my girl be my girl
F**kin' with me can be dangerous dangerous dangerous
You never know what I really be like be like
Be like be like I'm your type
And might even get a little bit crazy
Fall in love crazy
Fall in love crazy
Fall in love crazy