[00:07.69]Life as a king is filled with stresses
[00:10.84]I spend my days fixing royal messes
[00:14.15]So let me kiss this world goodbye
[00:17.34]And give the simple life a try
[00:20.59]Don't need my hands in every matter
[00:23.68]I only want to mix this batter
[00:26.89]But we don't know a thing about dough
[00:29.91]Is icky sticky goop the way to go
[00:34.79]I know my life will be easy here
[00:38.09]Free from the stress and strife
[00:41.22]I'm sure our days will be breezy here
[00:44.60]Living the simple life
[00:49.76]Let's all get off the royal fast track
[00:53.02]A baker's life is much more laid back
[00:56.27]But here in town we've still got stress
[00:59.05]And not a tiara or fancy dress
[01:04.01]I know my life will be easy here
[01:07.12]Just me with the kids and wife
[01:10.39]I'm sure our days will be breezy here
[01:13.62]Living the simple life
[01:18.06]Give it a try and you'll see it's fun
[01:21.00]Baking a croissant or cinnamon bun
[01:24.23]But look out it's rising up and up
[01:28.00]Just pat it down with a measuring cup
[01:33.54]I just need time to practice cooking
[01:36.60]And make the pastries better looking
[01:39.87]I hope you're right I really do
[01:43.25]Cause what I'm eating tastes like ew
[01:46.21]Glue
[01:47.73]You see life isn't so easy here
[01:51.04]Still we've got stress and strife
[01:54.15]But I'm sure our days will be breezy here
[01:57.43]Living the simple life
[02:00.52]But it doesn't seem easy
[02:03.92]Or simple or breezy
[02:07.39]Here in this not so simple
[02:11.48]Life
[02:17.04]Ha ha oh no