Life as a king is filled with stresses
I spend my days fixing royal messes
So let me kiss this world goodbye
And give the simple life a try
Don't need my hands in every matter
I only want to mix this batter
But we don't know a thing about dough
Is icky sticky goop the way to go
I know my life will be easy here
Free from the stress and strife
I'm sure our days will be breezy here
Living the simple life
Let's all get off the royal fast track
A baker's life is much more laid back
But here in town we've still got stress
And not a tiara or fancy dress
I know my life will be easy here
Just me with the kids and wife
I'm sure our days will be breezy here
Living the simple life
Give it a try and you'll see it's fun
Baking a croissant or cinnamon bun
But look out it's rising up and up
Just pat it down with a measuring cup
I just need time to practice cooking
And make the pastries better looking
I hope you're right I really do
Cause what I'm eating tastes like ew
Glue
You see life isn't so easy here
Still we've got stress and strife
But I'm sure our days will be breezy here
Living the simple life
But it doesn't seem easy
Or simple or breezy
Here in this not so simple
Life
Ha ha oh no