The church bell rings, an old drunk sings A young girl hocks her wedding rings Rain Street Down the alley the ice wagon flew Picked up a stiff that was turning blue The local kids were sniffin' glue Ain't much else for kids to do Down Rain Street Father McGreer buys an ice cold beer And a short for Father Loyola Father John's got the clap again He's drinking Coca-Cola Down on Rain Street Bless me Father, for I have sinned I got pissed and I got pinned And God can't help the state I'm in Rain Street There's a Tesco on the sacred ground Where I pulled her knickers down While Judas took his measly price As Saint Anthony gazed in awe at Christ Down on Rain Street Play on Bring on I'm going down Well I gave my love a goodnight kiss Tried to take a late night piss But the toilet moved, so again I missed Down Rain Street I sat on the floor and watched TV Thanking Christ for the BBC A stupid f**king place to be Down Rain Street Took my Eileen by the hand "Walk with me," was her command I dreamt we were walking on the strand Down Rain Street That night on Rain Street went on for miles That night on Rain Street, somebody smiled Thanks