[00:09.97]MARTHA:
[00:17.20]If I had a fine white horse, 
[00:19.73]I'd take you for a ride today,
[00:23.41]But since I have no fine white horse,
[00:29.32]Inside I'll have to stay,
[00:30.65]And empty all the chamber pots
[00:33.08]And scrub the floors and such.
[00:35.12]But what's there to do on a fine white horse?
[00:39.04]It seems to me not much!
[00:42.32]If I had a wooden boat, 
[00:48.33]I'd take you for a sail today,
[00:50.94]But since I have no wooden boat,
[00:53.30]Inside I'll have to stay,
[00:55.82]And catch and kill the mice
[00:57.82]And pluck the chickens for the cook,
[01:00.32]But what's there to do on a wooden boat?
[01:04.63]But sit up straight and look?
[01:07.21]And worry our boat will start to drift,
[01:09.88]And float us out to sea,
[01:11.82]And land us in an isle of gold! 
[01:14.50]Oh dear, oh dearie me!
[01:18.39]If I had a chambermaid,
[01:20.93]I'd take you out to play today.
[01:23.39]They say that there's a maze
[01:25.05]Where once you enter, there you stay.
[01:27.94]For certain we'd get lost
[01:29.67]And they'd come looking for our bones,
[01:32.14]And find us sometime late next week,
[01:36.08]And bring us tea and scones.
[01:38.36]But what if there's a clan of
[01:40.40]Trolls a-campin 'neath the tree?
[01:42.86]Or what if there's a pirate's cave?
[01:45.77]Oh dear, oh dear! Oh dearie me!
[01:54.24]If I wasn't so afraid,
[01:57.52]I'd take you out the door today,
[02:00.37]But talking birds and tales of
[02:02.58]Fairies keep me scared away.
[02:05.31]And yes, I promised not to tell what
[02:08.53]Else is there, although
[02:10.85]If in the maze you chance to see
[02:13.85]A garden guarded by a tree,
[02:16.42]And meet a bird who speaks to thee,
[02:20.91]Then come and tell my fine white horse
[02:25.74]And me.
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