Let me tell you about a thing or two
If you wanna finger dudes, ride a Subaru
Or do some gay shit like Ron f**king Harry Potter with a broom
Anything regarding dicks ain't my cup of tea cause i love the POON
(No? F**k.)
They call me Mr. Fantastic
Ass kicked rapper nasty blasting sticky mass in ass and other fat things
"Smoking blunts was a daily routine."
And that's a bad impression of biggie
"But i don't mean any disrespect."
I'm so f**king slick that Slick Ricky would slit his wrist and insist
That i should be the slickest bitch since the genesis
"Since the genesis?"
Yeah since the genesis
Cause I'm the bestestest at good grammar in these sentences
("f**king idiot")
Yo I'm cramming verbs like the SATs
Ese please
I got a really long diss for you i call an essay tease
You didn't get the joke so i guess you're a special needs student
Ya'll are fake dicks dildos with no lubricants
Ha
I'm not the brightest man but like the slightest bite of hepatitis can
Inflate a cell with viral livers that's me cause I'm viral man
So do you feel high?
I swear I'm f**king with more bonds than Bill Nye
H 2 the O with stilettos now that's a high tide
Call me Billy Mays cause I'm still living in 1999