Got a call from my cousin
Come and get me right now

Cause I done lost my woman

And I need a night out

Said I can't burn it down
Cause I'm gettin up early
I'm down for one round
But around 1:30
I was sittin at a Waffle House
I think I had grits
Started hittin on a waitress
Everything after that gets fuzzy

Like a TV in a cheap motel

My head feels funny

I lost my keys
I lost my cell
And all of my money

Did I crash a party
Have a run in with the law
Take a swim in a fountain
I don't know
Cause it's all kinda fuzzy

There's a ring on my finger

There's a bra on the lamp

Gotta get outta this hot tub

And try to find my pants

Who the hell is Heather
And when were we together
Cause I've got every letter of her name on my chest
Think I got a shiner
And a cigarette burn
Nothing in that bottle of tequila but the worm
It's fuzzy

Like static on the radio

My head feels funny

I lost my watch
I lost my clothes

And all of my money

Did I call my momma
Try to break into the mall
I don't know
Cause it's all kinda fuzzy

I remember how it started

After that it's just a blur

Is it a Sunday or a Monday
Am I suppose to be at work
It's fuzzy

Like a tennis ball on my tongue

My mouth feels funny

I'm blinded by the sun

But things ain't sunny

Will the room stop spinning
Will I find my car
It's all fuzzy

Fuzzy

Oh
It's fuzzy

It's fuzzy

Everything is fuzzy