[ti:Hey, Kid]
[ar:James Snyder]
[al:If/Then: A New Musical (Original Broadway Cast Recording)]
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[00:01.73]Hey  kid
[00:02.99]Everyone's waiting on you  kid
[00:06.24]
[00:06.99]Everyone's wond'ring what you'll do  kid
[00:09.76]It's true kid
[00:11.04]
[00:12.82]Me too  kid
[00:15.04]
[00:19.32]Hey  kid
[00:20.33]We're so excited
[00:21.42]Just to know you'll soon be here
[00:22.94]Say – kid
[00:24.32]We're both delighted
[00:25.21]Though that may not seem so clear
[00:27.08]
[00:28.02]But I did my o b  rotation
[00:29.32]
[00:29.83]So I know the ins and outs
[00:31.34]
[00:33.15]And you're an act of God's creation
[00:34.50]
[00:35.19]So I'm fine with all the doubts
[00:36.86]
[00:38.55]I'm a doctor and a soldier
[00:40.70]I've been shelled  and under fire
[00:43.49]But kid
[00:44.19]
[00:44.88]If I say that you don't scare me  I'm a liar
[00:48.44]
[00:51.12]Now kid
[00:52.06]You did surprise me
[00:53.11]Though I know the facts of life
[00:54.39]Wow  kid
[00:55.80]It terrifies me
[00:56.72]Just to say "My pregnant wife"
[00:58.06]
[00:59.85]‘Cause kid  I gotta tell ya
[01:01.26]I'm not ready – not a bit
[01:02.92]
[01:04.96]There's this macho act I'll sell ya
[01:06.67]While inside I lose my shit
[01:08.48]
[01:10.45]It's not that I don't want you
[01:12.17]'Cause I do  despite my fears
[01:14.69]
[01:15.26]But kid
[01:16.33]Is it true you'll stick around for eighteen years
[01:20.10]
[01:24.64]Then the call comes on the iPhone
[01:26.48]I grab a cab cross town
[01:27.75]I find her on the fourth floor
[01:29.04]And they've got her in the gown
[01:31.26]She's never looked less lovely
[01:32.20]She's a grump and she's got gas
[01:33.97]And the labor's eighteen hours
[01:35.27]Oh my God  kid  move your ass
[01:37.86]Then at last you make your entrance
[01:39.22]And  well  kid  you're quite a sight
[01:40.92]I'll be honest – you're disgusting
[01:42.07]But I know that you're all right
[01:43.64]Though you're screaming and you're spitting
[01:44.83]And I can't quite see your charms
[01:45.53]
[01:46.60]They clean you and they clothe you
[01:47.92]And they put you in my arms
[01:52.52]And I realize  in an instant
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[01:55.33]That I've known you all along
[01:56.81]
[01:58.11]That I've wanted you forever
[01:59.29]
[02:00.04]That I'll never do you wrong
[02:03.66]And whatever this world comes to
[02:05.91]And whatever comes our way
[02:08.34]I will watch you  and protect you
[02:10.94]
[02:11.69]I promise  kid  we'll be okay
[02:15.32]We'll be okay
[02:17.85]We'll be okay
[02:20.71]Hey
[02:25.30]Kid
[02:25.80]
[02:26.68]I feel like yelling
[02:27.76]Ring the bell and bang the drum
[02:29.23]Say  kid
[02:30.61]There's just no telling all the things that you'll become
[02:34.18]And I think we'll have some fun here
[02:36.28]Your mom  and you  and me
[02:38.21]And before your time is done here
[02:41.54]Kid of mine  I hope you'll see
[02:44.09]That this life is what you make it
[02:46.82]It's cliche  which means it's true
[02:49.41]And kid
[02:50.13]
[02:51.94]It makes my life to know I helped make you
[02:54.74]
[02:59.64]As a father  kid  I may not have a clue
[03:02.25]
[03:02.97]But your mom and me will somehow muddle through
[03:05.33]
[03:06.23]If my asshole dad could do it  I can too
[03:09.32]
[03:10.17]In fact  I'll do better  I'll start new
[03:16.95]'Cause kid
[03:18.83]
[03:19.72]My kid
[03:20.84]Our kid
[03:22.48]I love you