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[00:12.53]Ooh, actually, if you don't mind
[00:14.47]it's just "The Doctor"
[00:15.72]Doesn't even really matter who.
[00:16.97]Who am I even talking to? Oh yes, you!
[00:18.95]The wannabe Einstein, minus the 'stache
[00:20.40]Travels through time but with no class
[00:21.90]I'm saving the world while you dilly-dally
[00:23.45]You can't even invent your way out of Hill Valley!
[00:25.19]Calm down, will you? Everything is going to be fine!
[00:27.82]You're not going to tear any wonky
[00:29.13]holes in any fabric of space and time
[00:30.88]Actually, it's a lot more like a rug really,
[00:32.74]well, never mind
[00:33.81]Let's just say there's an infinite number of
[00:35.49]me simultaneously kicking your ass with rhymes!
[00:37.42]Great Scott! You're great...
[00:39.01]not! I spit it hot
[00:40.33]Then generate way more power
[00:41.95]than 1.21 gigawatts
[00:44.14]I'm not sure what sort of scientific
[00:46.13]authority you purport to be
[00:47.57]But I'm a real doctor!
[00:48.69]Where'd you get your degree?
[00:49.88]Despite all your companions
[00:51.44]you couldn't be having less sex
[00:52.93]I don't know what's lamer,
[00:54.12]your fans or your special effects!
[00:55.80]You don't get another turn to debate,
[00:57.36]time to face your permanent fate!
[00:59.41]Now Dalek my balls!
[01:01.28]Exterminate!
[01:02.03]
[01:04.05]I'm going to die...
[01:04.97]
[01:06.28]At least, this version of me...
[01:08.90]Perhaps you'd like another...
[01:10.21]
[01:11.58]Prepare to meet your...
[01:13.58]Density! Hahahahaha!
[01:14.94]I'm a mystical medical dog
[01:15.69]at the pinnacle shifting my physical form
[01:17.25]
[01:17.82]You're a possibly pedophiliac individual
[01:19.07]who should've never been born!
[01:20.73]You got your knickers in a twist
[01:21.79]while you're sucking on my piccadilly
[01:23.03]But I'm a lot lot different
[01:24.03]Cause you're a pitiful hillbilly hangin'
[01:24.97]with an oedipal kid
[01:25.97]who's a BAWK BAWK chicken!
[01:27.08]Nobody calls me chicken!
[01:30.02]This is between us, Scarfy,
[01:31.70]don't try to outrhyme me
[01:33.17]You'll find I'm as grimy as any slimy time limey
[01:36.23]I'll use your porta-potty time machine as my latrine
[01:39.10]You're not a cat with nine lives, you're a pussy, with thirteen!