Ooh, actually, if you don't mind
it's just "The Doctor"
Doesn't even really matter who.
Who am I even talking to? Oh yes, you!
The wannabe Einstein, minus the 'stache
Travels through time but with no class
I'm saving the world while you dilly-dally
You can't even invent your way out of Hill Valley!
Calm down, will you? Everything is going to be fine!
You're not going to tear any wonky
holes in any fabric of space and time
Actually, it's a lot more like a rug really,
well, never mind
Let's just say there's an infinite number of
me simultaneously kicking your ass with rhymes!
Great Scott! You're great...
not! I spit it hot
Then generate way more power
than 1.21 gigawatts
I'm not sure what sort of scientific
authority you purport to be
But I'm a real doctor!
Where'd you get your degree?
Despite all your companions
you couldn't be having less sex
I don't know what's lamer,
your fans or your special effects!
You don't get another turn to debate,
time to face your permanent fate!
Now Dalek my balls!
Exterminate!

I'm going to die...

At least, this version of me...
Perhaps you'd like another...

Prepare to meet your...
Density! Hahahahaha!
I'm a mystical medical dog
at the pinnacle shifting my physical form

You're a possibly pedophiliac individual
who should've never been born!
You got your knickers in a twist
while you're sucking on my piccadilly
But I'm a lot lot different
Cause you're a pitiful hillbilly hangin'
with an oedipal kid
who's a BAWK BAWK chicken!
Nobody calls me chicken!
This is between us, Scarfy,
don't try to outrhyme me
You'll find I'm as grimy as any slimy time limey
I'll use your porta-potty time machine as my latrine
You're not a cat with nine lives, you're a pussy, with thirteen!