[00:00.24][RAM'S DAD:]
[00:00.31]You wait just a minute, Paul!
[00:02.14]It is ignorant, hateful talk like yours that makes this world a place our boys could not live in!
[00:07.65]They were not dirty!
[00:09.70]They were not wrong!
[00:11.90]They were two lonely verses
[00:17.16]In the Lord's great song!
[00:19.12][KURT'S DAD:]
[00:19.42]Our boys were pansies, Bill!
[00:21.33][RAM'S DAD:]
[00:21.33]Yes!
[00:22.53]My boy's a *******ual
[00:25.38]And that don't scare me none...
[00:28.88]I want the world to know...
[00:34.00]I love my dead gay son!
[00:36.90]I've been thinking. Praying. Reading some magazines.
[00:39.97]And it's time we opened our eyes!
[00:43.00]Well, the good Lord made the universe
[00:44.96]The Lord created man
[00:46.87]And I believe it's all a part of his gigantic plan
[00:51.01]I know God has a reason
[00:52.54]For each mountain and each flower
[00:55.19]And why he chose to let our boys get busy in the shower!
[01:00.39]They were not dirty..
[01:02.29]They were not fruits!
[01:04.35]They were just two stray laces in the Lord's big boots
[01:08.41]Well, I never cared for homos much until I reared me one
[01:12.80]But now I've learned to love...
[01:15.79]I love my dead gay son!
[01:17.94]He loves his son
[01:18.63]He loves his son
[01:19.27]His dead gay son!
[01:20.40]Now, I say my boy's in heaven!
[01:22.63]And he's tanning by the pool
[01:24.74]The cherubim walk with him and him, and Jesus says it's cool!
[01:28.77]They don't have crime or hatred, there's no bigotry or cursin'..
[01:32.46]Just friendly fellows dressed up like their fav'rite Village Person!
[01:38.18]They were not dirty..
[01:39.59]No, no!
[01:40.63]They just had flair!
[01:41.70]Whoa!
[01:42.49]They were two bright red ribbons in the Lord's long hair
[01:46.69]Well, I used to see a homo and go reachin' for my gun
[01:50.59]But now I've learned to love...
[01:53.76]And furthermore!
[01:54.71]These boys were brave as hell!
[01:56.76]These boys, they knew damn well!
[01:58.85]Those folks would judge 'em, they were desperate to be free!
[02:02.80]They took a rebel stance, stripped to their underpants!
[02:07.20]Paul, I can't believe that you
[02:09.23]Still refuse to get a clue
[02:10.96]After all that we been through..
[02:12.67]I'm talkin' you and me!
[02:14.78]In the summer of '83!
[02:18.91][KURT'S DAD:]
[02:19.51]That was one hell of a fishing trip
[02:21.64]
[02:24.45]Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
[02:26.11]Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[02:27.38]They were not dirty..
[02:28.43]Whoa!
[02:29.30]And not perverse..
[02:30.76]No, no!
[02:31.33]They were just two stray rhinestones
[02:33.44]On the Lord's big purse!
[02:35.26]
[02:35.41]Our job is now continuing the work that they begun!
[02:39.14]'Cause now we love, love, love!
[02:42.55]We love your dead..
[02:43.76]They're up there disco dancing to the thump of angel wings!
[02:46.94]They grab a mate...
[02:47.89]And roller skate..
[02:48.89]While Judy Garland sings!
[02:50.87]They live a playful afterlife that's fancy-free and reckless!
[02:54.77]They swing upon the pearly gates..
[02:56.72]And wear a pearly necklace!
[02:59.84]Whoo!
[03:00.39]They were not dirty!
[03:01.99]No!
[03:02.60]They were good men!
[03:04.45]And now they're happy bear cubs in the Lord's big den!
[03:09.69]Go forth and love each other now
[03:12.64]Like our boys would have done
[03:16.65]We'll teach the world to love...
[03:23.11]I love my dead gay son!
[03:24.48]Not half bad, your dead gay son!
[03:25.80]My son!
[03:26.46]Wish I had your dead gay son!
[03:27.25]My son!
[03:28.16]Thank you, dad, for your...
[03:29.57]Dead! Gay! Son!