[00:07.43]When Jason was at the table
[00:08.94]I kept on seeing him look at me while he was with that other girl
[00:11.28]Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
[00:13.20]Because he was totally texting me all night last night
[00:16.62]And I don't know if it's a booty call or not
[00:18.19]So, what, what do you think?
[00:20.02]Did you think that girl was pretty?
[00:21.71]How did that girl even get in here?
[00:23.82]Do you see her?
[00:24.86]She's so short and that dress is so tacky
[00:27.21]Who wears cheetah?
[00:28.84]It's not even summer
[00:29.78]Why does the DJ keep on playing 'Summertime Sadness'?
[00:31.97]After we go to the bathroom can we go smoke a cigarette?
[00:34.74]I really need one
[00:35.73]But first, let me take a selfie
[00:51.59]Let me take a selfie
[01:07.95]Can you guys help me pick a filter
[01:08.99]I don't know if I should go XXpro or Valencia
[01:11.26]I want to look tan
[01:12.32]What should my caption be?
[01:13.44]I want it to be clever
[01:14.55]How about living with my bitches, #live
[01:17.15]I only got ten likes in the last five minutes
[01:19.31]Do you think I should take it down?
[01:20.86]Let me take another selfie
[01:36.11]Selfie, selfie
[01:36.41]Let me take a selfie
[01:52.62]Wait, pause
[01:53.82]Jason just liked my selfie
[01:55.03]What a creep
[01:55.97]Is that guy sleeping over there?
[01:57.55]Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on
[01:59.75]That's so ratchet
[02:01.34]That girl is such a fake model
[02:03.43]She definitely bought all her Instagram followers
[02:05.22]Who goes out on Mondays?
[02:07.10]Okay, let's go take some shots
[02:09.20]Oh no, I feel like I'm gonna throw up
[02:12.18]Oh wait, nevermind, I'm fine, let's go dance
[02:14.85]There's no vodka at this table
[02:16.74]Do you know anyone else here?
[02:18.18]Oh my god, Jason just texted me
[02:19.73]Should I go home with him?
[02:21.57]I guess I took a good selfie
[02:28.82]Let me take a selfie
[02:44.45]Let me take a selfie
[02:59.28]Let me take a selfie