[Verse 1]
Praise the lord, I was born to travel
Feeling like Slash in front of the chapel
I'm leaned back with the Les Paul
*************t I smoke is like cholesterol
Spilled dressin’ on the vest at the festival
The best of all, had a midget Puerto Rican at my beckon call
Best believe that there was neck involved
****** around and almost wrecked the Saab
Uh, we took acid for ten days straight up in the mountains
Started running with the stallions
Playing fri*************ee in the West Indies
Did the tango with my kidneys
Eyes open, now I know just who my kids need
Rockin' very loose pants, yeah
Rockin' very loose pants, yeah
Bury a million in the sand, by the clock tower
Before I die, take a hot shower
[Hook: x4]
Ride the Harley into the sunset
[Verse 2]
By chance I seen her in the lobby of the Ritz
With her man, the one that swings a hockey stick
I was wearing all white, and my hair was looking precious
*************t, I might cop a chest and a dresser
A little machine to make espresso
I heard your ************* still wears Ecko
Packed trucks behind the blocks at the Checko
Live from the Expo, X-Men
I wear the wolf in the winter
Steer the coupe from the center
Who gives a *************, I'm a sinner
I had dreams of ******' Keri Hilson in my Duncans
Woke up naked at the Hilton with a ************* that look like Seal's cousin
Bite the eel by the dozen
(Got to take it for the team)
Bite the eel by the dozen
[Verse 3]
Put the bass in the trunk
It rattled like a baby hand
Except this toy cost 80 grand
And I'm crazy tan, from all the places that I've been
Just from writing words with a pen
Tell the pilot "land the plane"
No Roosevelt and Main
Put a jacuzzi on the seven train
And lay John Coltrane play with that ******* face
I know your crabs from that Old Bay taste
The brass band was seven pieces
My *************'s name is Peaches
We got twin Mac elevens with the features
*************t you barely got sneaker money
So much ************* in their mouthes, that's why these mother*******s speaking funny
You need to speak clearer *************, cause I can't hear ya
(I can't hear ya)
You need to speak clearer *************, cause I can't hear ya
[Verse 4]
The Magic Johnson of the game
These lames don't want to play with me
Smile on your face, but I really know you hatin' me
I know you mad, cause I'm sick, and it's plain to see, it's me
[Hook: x6]
[Outro: Guitar]