[00:09.52]Yo, billy goats like myself favor hillsides.
[00:11.81]We're so good at going up them, it instills pride.
[00:14.00]And it feels right, posing on a peak.
[00:16.32]From up here, see into the end of next week.
[00:18.62]So I speak from observation, brothers: way over yon,
[00:20.75]there's an incline that I like to picture us on.
[00:23.13]Got the greenest of the grasses that I ever beheld.
[00:25.57]With a breeze in our direction, I could tell by the smell
[00:28.08]that we've never been fed how this hilltop could feed us.
[00:30.62]My bigger brothers, I dream of all three of us
[00:32.76]wandering yonder and filling our bellies up.
[00:35.03]But! Without us becoming deli cuts
[00:37.88]in the process. This is the rub.
[00:39.73]Got a stream in between going glubbidy-glub.
[00:41.95]The only bridge over, infested by troll.
[00:44.27]Hunger in my belly's got me ready, set, go!
[00:46.52]Look at me, I could be much chubbier.
[00:49.17]If I could eat, you would see much chubbier me,
[00:51.62]and then I would be much chubbier.
[00:53.84]Look at me, I could be much chubbier.
[00:56.58]I'm so scrawny! Much chubbier,
[01:00.93]the goat behind me is chubbier.
[01:04.76]He's much chubbier.
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[01:06.90]Big buck big brother, you're the tallest of all of us.
[01:08.02]You could skip the situation like a troll apologist,
[01:10.09]non-confrontational, bypass the bridge,
[01:12.43]ford the river, meet your brothers on the ridge. What a cinch!
[01:14.65]But the kid and the buckling get et in that scenario,
[01:17.10]two orders of cabrito by the scary moat.
[01:19.59]And I know biggest brother isn't timid.
[01:21.88]Make short work: bridge troll, one minute.
[01:23.95]But check that bridge, it's thin, it's flimsy.
[01:26.44]That thing's finished if you tussle, what a grim scene:
[01:29.04]planks and ropes in the water, wave goodbye.
[01:31.27]And that's two of us still going hungry tonight.
[01:33.62]So follow my lead, I got a notion to negotiate.
[01:35.90]Yo, troll, ready up your dinner plate!
[01:38.26]Not for me, though. I'm much too slight.
[01:40.66]Look and see! I'm the littlest, could barely fill a bite.
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[01:44.01]He thinks I'm a plum fool, little does he know.
[02:03.92]He thinks he's so smart, I think he's a beanpole.
[02:06.23]Look at his chump chop, tiny and sinewy.
[02:08.62]His little hind legs, they remind me of centipedes.
[02:11.00]I wait for the real meat. That one's a real geek.
[02:13.29]This little brainiac's a waste of my appetite.
[02:15.68]And if he's lying, well he's got to come back tonight.
[02:18.00]I'll play the bad karma coming back to bite.
[02:20.34]Here comes big bro, chubbier indeed,
[02:22.61]succulent mutton putting my stomach in frenzy!
[02:24.91]I've chewed enough wood. I'm hungry and won't wait.
[02:27.00]An even chubbier brother, really? You don't say!
[02:29.63]If'n it's untrue, I'm seeing you both ways.
[02:32.08]If he's really chubbier, I'm feeding the whole day.
[02:34.31]I'm thinking of skirt steaks. My tummy starts rumbling.
[02:36.85]It feels like an earthquake... am I going berserk? Wait!
[02:39.30]Waaaaaaaaughhhh...
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[02:42.64]Later, troll! Hey biggest brother, dry off, salad bar's open.