[00:00.73]Times have changed
[00:05.97]And we've often rewound the clock
[00:09.41]Since the Puritans got a shock
[00:12.84]When they landed on a Plymouth Rock
[00:15.96]If today
[00:19.70]Any shock they should try to stem
[00:23.07]Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock
[00:26.25]Playmouth Rock would land on them
[00:33.24]In olden days a glimpse of stocking
[00:36.99]Was looked on as something shocking
[00:38.92]But now  God Knows
[00:41.92]Anything goes
[00:45.22]Good authors too who once knew better words
[00:48.42]Now only use four letter words
[00:50.04]Writing prose
[00:52.85]Anything goes
[00:56.66]Anything you can be
[00:57.78]I can be greater
[00:59.03]Sooner or later
[00:59.65]I'm greater than you
[01:00.96]No  you're not  Yes  I am
[01:03.02]No  you're not  Yes  I am
[01:04.33]No  you're NOT  Yes  I am
[01:05.51]Yes  I am
[01:06.14]
[01:57.83]The World has gone mad today
[01:58.83]And good's bad today
[01:59.76]And black's white today
[02:00.82]And day's night today
[02:01.82]When most guys today
[02:03.06]That women prize today are just sily gigolos
[02:04.87]Any note you can hold
[02:08.50]I can hold longer
[02:09.31]I can hold any note longer than you
[02:11.05]No  you can't
[02:12.30]Yes  I can
[02:12.99]No  you can't
[02:13.55]Yes  I can
[02:14.05]No  you can't
[02:14.80]Yes  I can
[02:15.36]Yes  I
[02:27.28]Yes  I can