I got 36 expressions
Sweet as pie to tough as leather
And that's six expressions more than all them Barrymores put together
Instead of just kicking me why don't they give me a lift
Well  it must be a plot
'Cause their scared that I got   such a gift
Well  I'm miffed
Cause I'm
The Greatest Star
I am by far
But no one knows it--OY
They're gonna hear a voice

A silver flute (ah ooh ah ooh)
They'll cheer each toot
(Hey  that kid is terrific  mmm)
When I expose it
(Now can't ya see to look at me that)
I'm a natural Camille
As Camille I just feel
I've so much to offer
(Hey  listen kid I know I'd be divine because)
I'm a natural cougher
(Ahoo  aheh  ahay)
Some ain't got it  not a lump
I'm a great big clump of talent
Laugh
(Ha ha ha ha)
They'll bend in half
(Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman )
A thousand jokes
(Stick around for the jokes )
A thousand faces
I reiterate
When you're gifted  then you're gifted
These are facts
I've got no axe to grind
Hey  whaddaya blind
In all of the world so far
I'm the greatest star
No autographs  please
Ya think beautiful girls are gonna stay in style forever
I should say not
Any minute now they're gonna be out
Finished
Then it'll be my turn
Hmph
Who is the pip with pizzazz
Who is all ginger and jazz
Who is as glamourous as
Who's an american beauty rose
With an american beauty NOSE
And ten american beauty toes
Eye on the target and wham
One shot  One gun shot and BAM
Hey Mister Keeney
Here I am
I'm the greatest star
I am by far
But no one knows it
That's why I was born
I'll blow my horn
Till someone blows in
I gotta break the lights
Gotta flash of light
I'll flicker then flare up
All the world's gonna stare up
Looking down you'll never see me
Try the sky cause that'll be me
I can make 'em cry
I can make 'em sigh
Someday they'll clamor for my drama
Have ya guessed YET
Who's the best yet
If ya ain't  I'll tell ya one more time
You'll bet your last dime
In all of the world so far
I am the greatEST  greatest
Staaaaaaar