[00:03.85]I gotta get myself a latte
[00:07.44]And add some soymilk up in that shit
[00:11.24]Sprinkle little cinnamomum on top
[00:14.84]Yeah
[00:18.02]I wake up in the morning
[00:19.59]feelin' kinda bloated
[00:20.76]there's a pressure in my belly
[00:22.23]Hell, let's not sugar coat it
[00:23.95]I'm all backed up
[00:25.22]And I need to take a poo
[00:26.73]But there's no release in sight
[00:28.20]I don't know what to do.
[00:29.86]So I eat lotsa veggies
[00:31.33]And fiber cereal
[00:32.69]But nothin' will dispose
[00:34.25]of all my raw material
[00:35.82]So I make myself a cup,
[00:37.44]sixteen ounces of joe,
[00:38.70]and just like magic,
[00:40.17]it starts the flow
[00:42.30]Gotta poo, I gotta really gotta poo,
[00:45.34]a cup of joe always helps it all pass through,
[00:49.21]My poo, my poo, my poo
[00:54.05]Aint the only one
[00:55.11]Who know coffee makes you poo
[00:56.62]Listen to the experts
[00:58.00]Cuz what they say is true
[00:59.59]According to wiki
[01:00.90]When you drink in moderation
[01:02.67]Due to paristalsis,
[01:03.83]Coffee prevents constipation
[01:05.40]Britney Spears and Rachel Zoe,
[01:06.81]Mary Kate and Lindsay Lo
[01:08.27]Wanna know how they stay thin
[01:09.74]Coffee pushes out what's in
[01:11.50]I'll never understand
[01:12.71]why people choose to quit
[01:14.38]when coffee tastes so good
[01:15.69]and it helps you take a sh*t
[01:17.96]Gotta poo, I gotta really gotta poo,
[01:20.95]a cup of joe always helps it all pass through,
[01:24.79]My poo, my poo, it's true
[01:29.84]Now at 8am
[01:31.60]if I'm feeling kinda bloaded
[01:33.84]I make my coffee fully loaded
[01:36.56]By 9 am I'm ready to explode(d).......
[01:42.05]Gotta poo, I gotta really gotta poo (gotta poo)
[01:45.16]a cup of joe always helps it all pass through,
[01:48.84]My poo, my poo, my poo
[01:53.93]Gotta poo, I gotta really poo,
[01:56.81]a cup of joe always helps it all pass through,
[02:00.51]My poo, my poo, my poo (my poo)
[02:09.50]It's kind hurts trying to push through
[02:12.66]Yeah
[02:14.12]My poo
[02:15.63]Gotta help my poo pass through
[02:19.30]Gotta help it pass through
[02:22.03]Oh