[00:03]Welcome to Hollywood
[00:08]I used to dance in ,
[00:09]with a bunch of other hoes
[00:10]Sweating for a dollar,
[00:11]eating burger at mcdonalds
[00:12]Hoe, so I moved to Van Nyes,
[00:14]where the guys are so nice
[00:15]I never thought twice,I just batted my eyes
[00:17]Pretty soon I'm making, 6 figures a year
[00:18]Sucking di*ks in motels for black label gear
[00:21]Then I met my sugar daddy, 82 and looking sad
[00:23]Got my double d's now we hang with celebrities
[00:29]oh, oh, oh, oh
[00:33]Saying mozle tov to , Goyas
[00:34]im fear fax with my goyas ,celebration bit**es
[00:37]l'chaim to future riches thank god this sound is kosher，bubalas on every corner,
[00:40]want some tuchus mother f**ker，these chick's like no other
[00:42]I might be ditching for some shi***s but I'm schlepping，
[00:44]my sh*t to single mixers Drink,
[00:47]when I feel blueish,funny thing is I'm not even Jewish
[00:51]（Welcome to Los Angles International airport）
[00:53]（temperature is 75 degrees, sunny,
[00:55]with a slight chance of silicon showers）
[00:58]Welcome to Hollywood, Hollywood,
[01:03]the city of the rich and the misunderstood
[01:07]Don't stay too long or you'll get a disease,
[01:11]here in the city of angel sleaze
[01:15]I'm working on my career,
[01:16]but ever since I moved in
[01:17]I'm living in a studio,
[01:18]with roaches on my stove
[01:19]Here waiting on tables and waiting on luck
[01:22]Hoping for a guest star but now it all sucks
[01:23]This town is too hard without the aid of pharmaceuticals
[01:26]The stress is killing me, my fingers got no cuticles
[01:28]On the bright side I got a boner in my pants
[01:30]Tonight I'll find a club and just go out and dance
[01:32]My name is Muhammad and I drive taxi,
[01:34]don't mess with me or I get nasty
[01:36]I came to this city without a bed,
[01:38]just dollar to my name and turban on my head
[01:41]I sell rug in Pakistan but here they don't like rug
[01:44]So I drive your drunk ass I smell your gas f*ck you, f*ck you
[01:49]F*ck you and drunk friend,
[01:50]you stupid cheap
[01:51]You gotta pay me in cash or you give me your cheap
[01:54]Oh, get out of my taxi you drunk f*ck
[01:57]Welcome to Hollywood, Hollywood,
[02:01]the city of the rich and the misunderstood
[02:05]Don't stay too long or you'll get a disease,
[02:09]here in the city of angel sleaze，
[02:13]two hands in the air for this giant city
[02:18]Stream lights big dreams, they all looking shi**y
[02:22]No place in the word that compare
[02:26]Just go smell the stench in the air
[02:29]Everybody say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[02:38]Welcome to Hollywood, Hollywood，
[02:42]the city of the rich and the misunderstood
[02:47]Don't stay too long or you'll get a disease,
[02:51]here in the city of angel sleaze
[02:55]Welcome to Hollywood, Hollywood,
[02:59]the city of the rich and the misunderstood
[03:03]Don't stay too long or you'll get a disease,
[03:07]here in the city of angel sleaze
[03:12]Welcome to Hollywood bi*ches,
[03:13]good luck