[00:00.364]Happy Anniversary （Live）-Philip Quast
[00:28.204]I've been ready for hours
[00:31.345]And I'm wearing my best
[00:33.659]Ordered champagne and flowers
[00:36.676]And you're not even dressed
[00:39.534]Tonight's a special night
[00:42.253]To remember with pride
[00:44.713]These twenty happy years
[00:46.768]Since you became
[00:48.256]My bride
[00:50.774]It is all too absurd
[00:53.586]You're so 'cross and abrupt
[00:55.878]But I don't say a word
[00:59.86]Or you're bound to
[00:59.928]Erupt
[01:01.742]Your peculiar moods
[01:04.322]I've experienced before
[01:07.86]So I'll pour another drink
[01:08.887]And quietly pace the floor
[01:14.261]It's a quarter to eight
[01:16.541]As we fretfully wait
[01:19.299]For your little black dress
[01:21.815]That was promised by six
[01:25.38]Is it just rotten luck
[01:27.225]When we're doing the town
[01:29.911]That the fates should conspire
[01:32.182]To let us mortals down
[01:36.904]I have seats for a show
[01:39.626]And it's opening night
[01:42.898]My shoes do not fit me
[01:45.247]And my suit is too tight
[01:47.820]And you sit there and curse
[01:50.521]An occasional curse
[01:53.307]And I've got a headache
[01:55.64]That's quickly getting worse
[02:01.53]Happy anniversary
[02:06.151]Happy anniversary
[02:25.876]They deliver your frock
[02:28.122]But you're still in distress
[02:31.71]It was past nine o clock
[02:33.679]When I helped you to dress
[02:36.222]I tried to do you up
[02:38.306]But it wasn't my day
[02:41.61]For then to fill my cup
[02:43.212]Your zipper stuck half way
[02:46.257]I got all in a sweat
[02:49.63]Over anxious and vexed
[02:51.469]Will I ever forget
[02:53.613]The thing that happened next
[02:56.268]Your dress just came apart
[02:58.376]With one terrible tear
[03:00.624]Your disappointed cries
[03:02.664]Were more than I could bear
[03:05.589]At eleven at last
[03:08.33]When we got into town
[03:10.29]We arrived at the show
[03:12.416]But the curtain was down
[03:15.40]I suggested a bite
[03:17.521]No no you wanted to walk
[03:20.302]You had no appetite
[03:23.93]And no desire to talk
[03:27.634]So we strolled for an hour
[03:30.901]And the evening was sweet
[03:33.997]And I bought you a flower
[03:37.282]From a man in
[03:37.970]The street
[03:40.126]And we kissed on the sidewalk
[03:43.143]Without reason or rhyme
[03:46.94]And we knew that our love
[03:48.292]Stronger than time
[03:54.921]Happy anniversary
[04:00.889]Happy anniversary
[04:05.721]Happy anniversary