Away in a madhouse
Confined to my bed,
From visions and nightmares
That filled me with dread,
The doctor has sweetly
Inserted a probe,
To severe completely
My prefrontal lobe.
Electroshock therapy
Mind-numbing pills,
They change my behavior
To cure all my ills,
I love the asylum
My own padded cell,
I'll stay here forever,
For outside it's hell!