[00:10.47]I'm best friends with Optimus Prime
[00:14.55]The godfather of a cylon hybrid child
[00:19.00]I ride my bicycle to work and i've never been a jerk
[00:23.07]I've got a spare umbrella every time it's stormin'
[00:27.46]and I'm a Mormon
[00:31.57]Well when Luke went down to take out the death star
[00:35.91]he flipped that targeting computer on
[00:39.86]I was the voice inside his head sayin' "use the force instead"
[00:44.07]i taught Green Day to live without warnin'
[00:48.80]and I'm a Mormon
[00:53.13]Well, your faith has been around for centuries
[00:55.96]but mine just put my family on TV
[01:01.98]Yeah I'm similar to you, just a little more improved
[01:06.25]yeah the life I Iead the one you've always wanted
[01:10.38]And I'm a Mormon
[01:14.55]When it was lookin' like all hope was lost
[01:18.64]I captured all of Al-Queda inside a pokeball
[01:23.32]yeah this might be big of me, but man i love polygamy
[01:27.94]i really wish that kind of thing was normal
[01:31.97]cause I'm a Mormon
[01:35.92]And when aliens invaded the planet
[01:40.17]and we didn't know if we would survive,
[01:44.57]it was Will Smith and me fightin' for humanity
[01:49.00]yeah our pop-up adds are anything but borin'
[01:52.92]and I'm a Mormon
[01:57.39]Well, your faith has been around for centuries
[02:02.09]but mine just put my family on TV
[02:06.26]Yeah I'm similar to you, just a little more improved
[02:10.51]yeah the life I Iead the one you've always wanted
[02:14.46]And I'm a Mormon
[02:18.65]I'm just as middle class and happy as can be
[02:23.07]maybe you've seen my commercials on tv
[02:27.31]Havin' faith is so much fun yeah I'm tellin' everyone
[02:31.82]that is having your own planet is important
[02:35.93]become a mormon.
[02:40.35]Well, your faith has been around for centuries
[02:44.86]but mine just put my family on TV
[02:48.96]Oh if he could just see me, Joseph Smith would be tickled pink
[02:53.25]I wake up to a new wife every mornin'
[02:57.44]And I'm a Mormon
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