Love has 4 legs and a nose that’s never dry 
and those never-wandering eyes 
of the most forgiving hue 
some day I’ll learn to be open as your ears 
and as quiet as your tongue 
as persistent as your tooth 
but ’til that day I’ll watch you’re every move 
while I’m wiping up your youth 
It must be puppy love 
‘cause I’m cleaning up that piss again 
It must be puppy love 
‘cause my shoes are chewed to bits again, yeah 
I wasn’t looking for much 
just something to hold me down 
And that hamster didn’t need me enough 
so I put him in the ground [after he died of natural causes, come on] 
Though everyone around me told me not to play the fool 
I couldn’t help but throw myself into my father’s shoes 
It must be puppy love 
cause I’m cleaning up that poop again 
it must be puppy love 
cause clumsiness is cute again 
it must be puppy love 
I’m freezing while you sniff the world 
it must be puppy love 
you’ll choke yourself to catch a squirrel (idiot) 
it must be puppy love 
I’m paying for this free-range food 
argghghgh 
it must be puppy love 
‘cause everything just makes you puke 
I don’t what it is 
that makes me love you like this 
when all you give is teeth and piss 
I know that’s not fair, I know 
you also bring a houseful of hair, too 
I just… I just wanna choke you out 
ok ok, you’re just a baby you’re just a baby now 
I get it you just wanna play with me now 
well how bout we wait ’til daddy is fully awake 
I’m sorry, I’m sorry I didn’t mean to yell 
let’s get you back into your cell 
and it puts the lotion on its skin