[00:01.44]Once upon a time
[00:03.80]There was a frog who couldn't change his color
[00:08.95]And afraid of predators
[00:11.99]He'd never leave his home
[00:16.18]All his toxins were so mild that he thought
[00:20.11]"It'd only take a bit of salt
[00:22.93]To abridge its bad taste
[00:25.24]Forget about the poison
[00:26.72]It'd only cause a stomach ache"
[00:28.90]So the frog thought:
[00:30.34]"I won't procreate
[00:32.18]I always thought we were disgusting anyway
[00:36.29]And who would care about becoming a tasteless prince
[00:39.81]And stand a moron princess everyday,
[00:45.10]All the frogs around wake up so early in the morning just to dance
[00:50.74]So they can glare a princess who's so bored and dumb
[00:54.44]That she would kiss whoever tells her that she's fine"