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I Will Never Be A Star
Bjarte Ylvisåker
[00:00.00]I Will Never Be A Star
[00:02.60]Bjarte Ylvisåker
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[00:06.10]They're amazing, don't you think?
[00:10.66]So incredibly talented
[00:16.10]So many hits on YouTube
[00:22.45]So many things to live up to
[00:32.42]
[00:37.73]They're amazing, don't you think?
[00:43.18]My two older brothers
[00:48.94]They've had a wonderful career
[00:54.33]But I was never asked to join them
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[01:01.74]Oh God, how can it be?
[01:07.35]Those assholes did not ask me?
[01:15.68]I will never be a star
[01:23.03]I will never ever do a concert
[01:26.82]Never perform with an audience
[01:30.58]I'll never stand alone on stage
[01:38.60]I wouldn't have the nerve to do it
[01:41.94]Guess I would **** it up anyway
[01:46.04]I will never be a star
[01:49.47]I have some tricks up my sleeve
[01:53.52]How I wish that I can show them
[01:57.61]I spin a pen around my thumb
[02:00.82]And then I grab it with my index
[02:04.32]I want to show it
[02:05.86]But I know I can't
[02:07.60]Cause the live audience
[02:09.50]Gives me nerves here I stand
[02:11.95]I tremble, I sweat
[02:13.49]****vers run down my spine
[02:15.18]As I stretch out my arm and prepare
[02:23.54]That's why I'll never be a star
[02:31.18]I wouldn't know how to move my body
[02:34.92]I would be stiff as a traffic light
[02:39.01]I will never be a star
[02:46.22]I wouldn't know how to top the chorus with lots of smoke going everywhere
[02:56.32]Ok, listen up everyone!
[02:57.64]I know you enjoyed my pen trick
[03:00.06]And it's real easy, you can learn it too
[03:02.42]Just go to YouTube and search for "pen trick"
[03:06.63]That's what I did!
[03:09.42]I will never be a star
[03:16.79]You better believe it
[03:19.27]Cause I mean it
[03:21.35]I will never be
[03:25.00]I will never be a star